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Chicken Noodle Soup

Sanity Lost: 10%



Cream of Chicken Soup (Store Bought)


1: Place your spaghetti within a pan, add water and bring to a boil over a hob

2: Drain your spaghetti, turn off the hob and place the pan back on the hob

3: Empty a can of Cream of Chicken soup into the pan, brand does not matter but must be store bought. Homemade chicken soup is not something you should be attempting after your surgery.

4: Stir till warmed then empty into a bowl (wide) and eat. Remember to use a knife and fork. Remember to follow your guide on how to use knives that you recieved after the surgery, knife safety is paramount over enjoying the food.

5: Question your sanity, You really followed this recipe, maybe another lobotomy might be in order.